Everybody knows that on your wedding day your face hurts because you’re smiling all day. And now after spending a day with Tom and Kiera, I know your pain. I am certain, beyond any doubt, I have never laughed so hard so often over the span of 12 hours, as I did that day. As was forewarned at the ceremony by the pastor, it was going to get weird. It wasn’t the presence of a king, (I think that’s what he said) or the fact that the groom had started his own religion. (I heard something about a Book of Steve, or Steven, of Stevie?) It was a day full of well-placed movie quotes, one-liners, and physical humor. Zombies, flying toilets, and sorority poses were all par for the course. We got the cover photo for Tom’s new rap album, and captured a photo of Tom and Kiera piloting a trolley at death defying speeds. Well maybe not death defying exactly, the things probably top off at 25 mph, but that is what Photoshop is for. I even spoke with a kilt-sporting guy with a beard who told me he was basically Jesus. I didn’t question it. I wasn’t about to accuse Jesus of being a liar, after all, it was Tom and Kiera’s wedding day! Thank you both for having us capture all the fun and excitement of your truly special day. Congratulations to the both of you. I have no doubt your marriage will be full smiling faces, full on belly laughs and my assumption is many more movie quotes.